<b>疯狂的笑话：我的宠物是大象</b>

New pet
新宠物
 
Two neighbors, Bob and Bill, had been fighting each other for four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a year and a half of Bob’s cow crapping in Bill’s yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill’s house. Bob runs over and demands to know what’s in the 18-wheeler.’My new pet elephant,’ Bill replies solemnly.

两个邻居，鲍勃和比尔，彼此一直较劲了四十余年。鲍勃买了一条大丹犬并教它使用比尔家院子里的厕所。整个一年比尔都对此视若无睹。随后鲍勃又买了一头牛，依然让它使用比尔家院子里的厕所，一年半过去了这只牛一直在比尔家的院子里肆意妄为，比尔也从未有异议，直到有一天比尔家门前拉过一辆大车。鲍勃冲过去问这辆18轮的大家伙里是什么，比尔严肃地回答道，“我的新宠物大象”。
